Super 70s Sports on X: Sure, the Phillies got Greg Luzinski's best years. But they didn't get Nacho Helmet Glasses Beard Luzinski. I'm calling it a win for the White Sox. /

56 of the month: Bill Sarni

Topps & fathers & sons

GREG LUZINSKI Values - MAVIN

Greg Luzinski once managed to ring the Veterans Stadium Liberty Bell with a home run

Bipping has jumped the shark

Open up, it's the police cards!

Greg Luzinski Gives Phillies Fans Tangible Memories of 1980 - The New York Times

On-card vs. sticker

Super 70s Sports on X: Greg Luzinski led the American League in 1982 in looking like an intellectual lumberjack in a nacho helmet. / X

At least it's colorful

Cardboard appreciation: 1981 Topps Traded Darrell Porter

Super 70s Sports on X: Nacho helmet. Glasses. Collar. What a magnificent beast Greg Luzinski was. / X

At least it's colorful

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